The Chastain Crew: What is wrong with this picture?

Thursday, July 30, 2009

What is wrong with this picture?

Two things:

1. My daughter is not wearing a shirt.
2. My son is wearing a skirt and heels.

Maybe that's three things.

1 comment:

harris1013 said...: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS LAUGH!!! I AM ROLLING OUT LOUD RIGHT NOW!!!; August 6, 2009 at 9:08 AM

Quotes from Kamdyn

"Every day's a new day, Cooper."

"I"m bored. I need an electronic."

"This is a strange world!"

"Do I look hot?"

"Dad, just go take a bubble bath or something."

"Do I look fabulous?"

"ooh, morning came early!"

"Where's Mark?"

"Are you serious?"

"Are you kidding me?"

"For real?"

"How gorgeous I look!"

"That craps me out!"

"Here's the thing, Cooper. #1. Jesus wants us to share. He says that in the bible. #2. Jesus want you to share your candy with me."

"Cooper's bothering me and I just want some peace and quiet to myself!"

"I'll never marry a trouble maker, Daddy."

"Old School's such a good movie, Daddy."

"Sissy can handle it!"

"Watch my cart-almost-wheel, Daddy!"

"Life's a garden. You gotta dig it!"

"I don't want to be silly. I just want to be beautiful!"

"Let it rip, Cooper!"

"Ready boys?"

"You're the best mommy in the whole world... now you tell me I'm the best Kamdyn."

"I'll say a short prayer. Dear Jesus. Amen."

"Will you spank daddy for being mean to me?"

"You were just teasing?"

"I'm sorry I didn't mind you, Mommy. Now will you say your sorry for yelling at me?"

"I'm sweatery!"

"Of course!"

"Walk away, Daddy, just walk away."

"I'm 15... I'm not a child!"

"Let's get the show on the road!"

"My lips are trapped."

"That's ok, Mommy, I love you anyway."

"Mommy, when you quit talking will you turn the TV back up?"

"yeah, he (Cooper) needs me."

"I'm a Daddy's girl and Cooper's a Momma's boy."

"I love him..."

"Yes or no, Mommy?"

"I have a great idea, Mommy!"

" I don't want to be Sissy. I want to be Kamdyn!"

"I dropped a log."

"But, Mommy, I was just pretending...."

"I don't want to be a big sister!"

"Actually, my name is Kamdyn."

"Yes, oh way, jose!"

"but Mommy, ummm (click tongue), ummm (click tongue)...."

While watching Madagascar, "those penguins kill me!"

Quotes from Cooper

"I'm going to pray in my head for Jesus to give me a 9:30 bedtime."

"We got serious business to do!"

"I'm just that good!"

"Daddy's the boss and Momma's the parent!"

"Can we just leave Kamdyn?"

"Kamdyn needs an attitude adjustment!"

"Hey, God, I don't want to share my toy box with Kamdyn."

"Yeah, baby!"

"I wuv you, Mommy."

"That movie cracked me."

"I gonna have hair on my chest when I get big."

"You making me nuts, Mommy!"

"I got hands like jackhammers."

"I'm gonna knock you out!"

"You proud of me, Mommy?"

"Don't say another word!"

"That's ok. Accidents happen!"

"Understand?"

"I angry, Mommy!"

"I just teasing, Mommy." (when asked why he hit Kam)